selected txts, 8.05 thru 11.10

The following are text messages that I kept stored on my old nokia cell phone before retiring it in October 2010. Only the last four digits of each number are shown.

come partiz now
3069
7:43 p.m.
8/07/2005

BEANIE’S BACK!!!
2536
9:27 a.m.
10/12/2005

Thanks Otto Tekk——Under the pack of parliaments on the grill
2549
7:09 p.m.
10/19/05

Bring an E if you got it for vampire
3069
7:02 p.m.
10/29/05

LUKE the clientele is fucking amazing
Laura
11:03 p.m.
11/07/05

you werkin carniceria tmrw?
3069
12:01 a.m.
11/12/05

LK AT MOON IN NE SKY.
2536
5:27 p.m.
11/16/05

CAL ME IF YOU WANA MEET AFTER TUTOR FOR DINE OR WINE. I AM IN KC NOW. JUST DRIVN ROUND.
6:21
11/16/05

Happy new year
0292
11:37 p.m.
12/31/05

R u at work
7828
1:10
1/03/05

play again? match! 40:20 Sorry
3069
11:34
1/26/2006

Wadda ya think of this newfangled form of communication
2845
5:33
1/27/06

Midnite plus. Can you bring blood on th tapes
3069
10:05 pm.
5/06/06

BTW: Lightduress might b iller than breathturn or threadsuns
5248
10:39 p.m.
8/06/2006

all is Not lost. nor am i.
3069
8:23 p.m.
9/02/06

Buenosdias brontosaurus goes 2 berlin and has brats . and weisbier u can do research
8150
12:00 p.m.
10/01/06

fucking mayhem. lightspeed.
3069
12:48 a.m.
10/29/06

Talk about an ugly game!
1929
10:07 p.m.
2/07/07

Frohe weinachten, wenn auch ohne kinder eggs
2879
12:38 p.m.
12/24/07

Where is outer space today?
7769
12:26 a.m.
5/17/2008

Anyone want to go to the drive in at 9? Indiana jones and iron man. 9010
7:53 p.m.
5/24/08

No. I’m heading home today. Who is this?
2009
1:02 p.m.
5/26/2008

Want to go to the Royals game tonight?
192910:56 a.m.
5/27/2008

U r sweet. C u soon.
2536
3:01 p.m.
5/31/2008

Going away party saturday night. More details to follow.
9010
10:25 p.m.
6/03/2008

At barcs.
3069
9:40
6/07/2008

Break was at 5. My Mom called. She wanted to let me know that she was happy ALL day. We talked almost the whole break. Then I ate a McD. cheeseburger. How r u?
2536
7:20 p.m.
6/09/08

where am I flying from?
7828
12:04 p.m.
6/13/2008

“the big ball has more surface area…you know what I mean, man?” – steve … He said it like he had just discovered something so profound.”
9279
4:42 p.m.
6/22/2008

7 yrs. of bad luck…but tell no one
5248
3:38 p.m.
7/04/2008

Khan sent me his phone # and said we could stay with he and his wife. Sweet eh?
7:28 p.m.
8/15/2008

I know. In a way strangely opportune.
9518
1:35 a.m.
8/21/08

I have BOTH rings
2536
2:24 p.m.
8/22/08

Hey man! Heard you singing from my front porch.
1890
9:46 p.m.
8/23/08

Wow that is nice. Moe is the man. Have a good flights bros.
1:11 p.m.
9/06/08

Team of mavricks! Drink twice.
3069
9:12 p.m.
10/02/08

Rosedale arch. That’s where you take your friends. Rosedale arch.
10:26 a.m.
10/25/08

bichelmeyer…affirmative. High praise for the service
9279
4:41 p.m.
11/01/2008

Hooray for bama! I knew you guys had it in ya. Morgen wird die welt neu sein
5281
10:12 p.m.
11/04/08

We fucking won! Mc is conceding!
6651
10:27 p.m.
11/04/2008

LUKE! THE 311 CD IN MY BAG! Don’t you dare do a shoulder shake!
2536
10:20 a.m.
11/17/2008

Thanks for the card. It made my day, week, month! Love you , mom
2804
3:11 p.m.
11/17/2008

Happy new year. Stop by i got a treat for you. By thee way thank you for being my friends best of wirshes 09
0184
3:01 a.m.
1/01/09

open up the tostitos and crank the tiesto
7828
10:49 p.m.
1/05/09

Liz and i just finished a bottle of $15 wine at Pachamamas. Going to Tap Room now.
2536
11:07 p.m.
1/09/09

Aye. From the drink or otherwise?
12:12 p.m.
1/10/09

Where you moonwatching from?
3069
7:08 p.m.
1/10/09

Engaged
7763
4:24 p.m.
1/11/09

A brat at the saucer? Is that a place or a state of mind?
5761
12:16 p.m.
1/16/09

Sleeping beauty
12:45 a.m.
1/17/09

just heard word. rob Stevens rests in peace.
3069
9:50 p.m.
2/13/09

I just saw ‘its raining, its pouring… he yelled hello from 3 stories below and waved. I waved back. I think it is gonna rain. Maybe he is the indicator.
2536
3:40 p.m.
3/07/09

will do don wetzel. are you back from washington ?
2031
9:58 p.m.
5/17/09

Holy shit. The rainbow sunshine fireworks gorilla is amazing.
3069
11:00 a.m.
6/29/09

just saw some snow leopards and MONKEYS! Mrs you. See you soon.
2536
9/17/09

Great welcome congrats  papa
2802
6:13 p.m.
12/09/09

Heard you on KC Currents. You sounded good: castrato is a good clef for you. Seriously though: your gig sounds good. Got back 2gthr with Lara. See ya round.
6651
7:36 p.m.
12/22/09

Sorry went to bed early hope you had a good xmas how about all the snow
0184
10:09 a.m.
12/26/09

Muthafuckin mooon!
4362
5:39 p.m.
12/31/09

Scorched like the earth, duly burnt.
3069
10:25 p.m.
1/16/2010

HAPPY DAY IN WHICH YOU ENTERED SO BEAUTIFULLY INTO THIS WORLD THROUGH PASSAGE OF YOUR MOTHER WHO NURTURED YOU INTO A BUBBLING BOY WITH A PRETTY LITTLE FACE.
7140
3:31 p.m.
3/05/10

greatest dad quote ever: in response to mom, “I can’t watch the game with you.” dads response, “I can’t watch the game with me.”
7828
11:00 p.m.
3/12/10

Im in chicago rockin the transit system and thinking of when you said you like to spend hours just riding the bus and reading.
8109
10:09 a.m.
3/18/10

Special edition of dusch das for the world cup: Duschmeister. You want a bottle? I assume it’s only for a limited time.
6694
2:42 p.m.
8/02/10

Shooting magicians and dancers today SO AWESOME
7536
1:33 p.m.
8/17/10

Behold the autumnal equinox. harvest moon, jupiter below, uranus behind quadruple convergence tonight look to the east grasshopper
7763
8:07 p.m.
9/22/10